Life Is Short and So Is Your Penis Mug
$9.99
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These mugs have a good weight. They were given to me as a gift and I love them. I've been using it with both hot and cold drinks. Have also put them in the dishwasher several times, no cracks, grazing or any fading. The lettering on the mugs are very clear. I definitely recommend these!
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PENIS JOKE
Hey, it’s a penis joke! This must be the funniest joke there is and it is even on a coffee mug that you can gift to people that have a special productive organ. Or better yet, buy it as a early birthday present for yourself!
GAG GIFT
A funny gag gift for anyone who has the mind of a child. It’s a humorous cup that you can use at the office, your work or just at home. While reading it, you can remind yourself that you have to live life to the fullest! Even though you have a small penis.
Features
- TOP QUALITY – A Coffee Mug manufactured using the Best Ceramic available. Topped off with a Superior Graphic Design made of High Quality FDA Approved Ink that is heatpressed at 400 degrees into the Protective Glazing of the Coffee Cup.
- DISHWASHER AND MICROWAVE SAFE – Due to the sole use of Grade A materials, the Coffee Cup is perfectly safe in a Dishwasher or Microwave.
- EXCLUSIVE PRODUCT – Monkey Duo ® is a Registered Trademark and the Life Is Short and So Is Your Penis Mug is solely distributed by us. Purchase with confidence, our authentic products are backed by our Satisfaction Guarantee.
Shipping
Shipping Methods and Pricing
At the time of processing your purchase, we will show you the available shipping methods and their cost. All our orders are shipped from and delivered to the United States. Unfortunately, we do not ship our products to Hawaii and Alaska. The bulk of our products are located and shipped from Detroit, Michigan.
Here are the shipping options you can choose from:
- Standard Delivery – $4.99 / FREE (For Orders Over $50): Delivery within 3-8 Business Days
Returns
30 Days Return Period
We offer a 30 day return period to all our customers. Please contact us with your return request within 30 days of receiving your order. There is no need to specify a reason at all. We will authorize your request and issue you a return address where the product(s) need to be send to. The return address will not always be our warehouse so make sure to contact us first before sending back the product(s).
Our 30 day return period is valid as long as:
- The product has not been used yet.
- The product has not been customized.
After we receive the product(s) in good condition, we will issue you your refund.
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